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11.23.08 / 8pm
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The Pastrami Police

I’m eating a pastrami sandwich on sourdough in Portland. Some pastrami purists would argue that the only way to enjoy a pastrami sandwich is on rye. So, I could have the sandwich how it should be done, or I could have the sandwich that I’ll enjoy more. The pastrami police can come and get me.

  1. joe says:

    Fuck you. Rye, fucker.

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