decompiled » Humor http://www.jonathankern.com The life and times of Jonathan Kern Mon, 02 Nov 2009 17:32:33 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Two great clips http://www.jonathankern.com/blog/2009/03/26/two-great-clips/ http://www.jonathankern.com/blog/2009/03/26/two-great-clips/#comments Fri, 27 Mar 2009 07:24:48 +0000 Jonathan http://www.jonathankern.com/?p=587


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The Dark Knight

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]]> http://www.jonathankern.com/blog/2008/07/01/eight-years-ago/feed/ 0 fudge factory http://www.jonathankern.com/blog/2008/05/31/fudge-factory/ http://www.jonathankern.com/blog/2008/05/31/fudge-factory/#comments Sun, 01 Jun 2008 03:45:13 +0000 Jonathan http://www.jonathankern.com/?p=500 * Alex looks at a piece of fudge he just bought
Alex: Oh I know where I’ve seen this before, I toured this fudge factory.
Me: Oh, I toured your mother’s fudge factory last night, Trebek 

]]> http://www.jonathankern.com/blog/2008/05/31/fudge-factory/feed/ 1 The Simpsons: That ’90s Show http://www.jonathankern.com/blog/2008/02/25/the-simpsons-that-90s-show/ http://www.jonathankern.com/blog/2008/02/25/the-simpsons-that-90s-show/#comments Tue, 26 Feb 2008 06:12:00 +0000 Jonathan http://www.jonathankern.com/2008/02/25/the-simpsons-that-90s-show/ The funniest Simpsons episode in quite a while:

(embedded video from hulu.com)

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Who would do such a thing to such delicious beer?

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Crosswalks in Kirkland

The idea is that you take one of these flags and carry it with you as you cross the road. The other side of the flag-holder box says that there have been 20-something deaths due to pedestrian accidents without the signs, but zero with them. Don’t you love corelation logic?

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Enjoy: http://www.randsinrepose.com/archives/2007/11/11/the_nerd_handbook.html

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