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		<title>Rest in Peace @djgraphite</title>
		<link>http://www.jonathankern.com/blog/2009/11/02/rest-in-peace-djgraphite/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 17:32:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jonathan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday, a close friend of many of my friends, someone whom I&#8217;ve met a few times myself, died in a motorcycle accident in northern California. I found out via Twitter. Over the past day, I&#8217;ve watched as word spread – mostly via Twitter and Facebook. As a small set of messages from those who were [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yesterday, a close friend of many of my friends, someone whom I&#8217;ve met a few times myself, died in a motorcycle accident in northern California. I found out via Twitter. Over the past day, I&#8217;ve watched as word spread – mostly via <a href="http://twitter.com/#search?q=%40djgraphite" target="_blank">Twitter</a> and Facebook. As a small set of messages from those who were with him started being retweeted, the search feed for his twitter username, <a href="http://twitter.com/#search?q=%40djgraphite" target="_blank">@djgraphite</a>, quickly became very active. But as the retweets subsided, new messages took their place: People from around the world: some close friends, some acquaintances, some who&#8217;d never even heard of him, began sharing their condolences and memories of their friend, acquaintance, or fellow internet citizen. Even major sources  reported on the tragedy – <a href="http://twitter.com/Scobleizer/status/5355354883" target="_blank">Robert Scoble</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/macworld/status/5354474379" target="_blank">Macworld</a>, and others I&#8217;m sure.</p>
<p>Seeing this response gave me renewed hope for the internet. Sure, there are cesspools of nasty people who <a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article22681.ece" target="_blank">couldn&#8217;t care less if you die</a>, but then there are masses of normal, caring human beings who empathize with each other and bring the kind of support I saw yesterday and today for Vinay&#8217;s family and friends. It is sad that this needed to be brought on by such a tragedy, but it is reassuring that a tragedy could bring on such a reaction.</p>
<p>Rest in peace Vinay. I only met you a few times, but you clearly had a great affect on my close friends. You were generous, caring, and fun to be around. If anything lies beyond death, I hope that it is all that you wished for.</p>
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		<title>Academia Part Deux</title>
		<link>http://www.jonathankern.com/blog/2009/09/08/academia-part-deux/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Sep 2009 01:15:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jonathan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[School]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[For those of you who haven&#8217;t heard, I&#8217;m starting a masters program at the University of Washington starting this fall. I&#8217;ll be in the Professional Masters Program in the department of Computer Science and Engineering. Last Thursday, I went to campus for orientation. There are about 40 new students starting with me &#8212; the program [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>For those of you who haven&#8217;t heard, I&#8217;m starting a masters program at the University of Washington starting this fall. I&#8217;ll be in the Professional Masters Program in the department of Computer Science and Engineering. Last Thursday, I went to campus for orientation. There are about 40 new students starting with me &mdash; the program is only about 150 students large.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s a pretty sweet gig: I&#8217;ll spend 2&frac12; years doing one class and one colloquium credit each quarter, not including summer. That amounts to 40 credits spread over eight quarters. Better yet, Microsoft pays for most of it.</p>
<p>I registered on Friday and will be taking Compiler Construction and Computer Science Colloquium this fall. I&#8217;ve already watched one talk online for the colloquium &mdash; It was by Vint Cerf, commonly known as the father of the internet. He invented TCP/IP and currently works for Google as their Chief Internet Evangelist. Really good talk &mdash; he&#8217;s definitely a solid public speaker.</p>
<p>Anyway, I felt like I should mention that here for my loyal and few readers. Now you may carry on with your day.</p>
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		<title>Keeping the balance</title>
		<link>http://www.jonathankern.com/blog/2009/07/27/keeping-the-balance/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2009 06:52:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jonathan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was in a really good mood this morning. The universe decided that this wouldn&#8217;t do at all.
On my drive into work, a rock hit my windshield and put a 5 inch gash in the passenger side.
I had a relatively uneventful day until I started working on getting some test automation code to pass. I [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was in a really good mood this morning. The universe decided that this wouldn&#8217;t do at all.</p>
<p>On my drive into work, a rock hit my windshield and put a 5 inch gash in the passenger side.</p>
<p>I had a relatively uneventful day until I started working on getting some test automation code to pass. I had to fix 3 failing tests. I figured out a fix, ran two and passed. The third still failed and it&#8217;s in an area of code that I don&#8217;t have any experience with, so that&#8217;s another day lost while the other team tries to figure it out.</p>
<p>I got hungry around 6:30pm, but no one got their shit together to leave until 8:30pm.</p>
<p>I went outside to wait for a couple friends and pulled out my phone to pass the time. The internet was being a bit flaky, so I rebooted it. On restart, it stopped working because my beta copy of the OS had expired.</p>
<p>Then my friends arrived and I found out that one of their girlfriends now hates me for silly reasons (that&#8217;s two for two of his girlfriends to date).</p>
<p>He went to go hang out with her while I went with the other friend to get some food.</p>
<p>We went down to my car which now has a two foot gash in the windshield.</p>
<p>We drove to Seattle, got some tasty beer and wings and then some ice cream at a pretty cool place we hadn&#8217;t gone before.</p>
<p>So, to be completely fair, the end of the day has good relatively well.  Furthermore, I&#8217;m still in a good mood.  Take that universe!</p>
<p>UPDATE: As it turns out, the new RAM I bought for my PC is defective too, so I need to return that. Also, it is fucking hot in my place.</p>
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		<title>Welcome to decompiled 4.0</title>
		<link>http://www.jonathankern.com/blog/2009/07/06/welcome-to-decompiled-4-0/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 03:55:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jonathan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As you can see (if you&#8217;re not reading this on a feed), I&#8217;ve spruced up the place a little. Welcome to decompiled 4.0 &#8212; the culmination of months of on-and-off work. I wrote this theme from scratch, albeit with some design inspiration from Hemingway Reloaded. Hope you like it  
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As you can see (if you&#8217;re not reading this on a feed), I&#8217;ve spruced up the place a little. Welcome to decompiled 4.0 &mdash; the culmination of months of on-and-off work. I wrote this theme from scratch, albeit with some design inspiration from Hemingway Reloaded. Hope you like it <img src='http://www.jonathankern.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>Burgers</title>
		<link>http://www.jonathankern.com/blog/2009/03/27/burgers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Mar 2009 03:31:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jonathan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My faith in humanity just decreased one unit. I saw a man so fat that he was confined to a wheelchair roll into Jack in the Box with his service dog, order a bag of food, barely reach the counter to grab napkins, and then leave. What an unfortunate state our nation&#8217;s health is in.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My faith in humanity just decreased one unit. I saw a man so fat that he was confined to a wheelchair roll into Jack in the Box with his service dog, order a bag of food, barely reach the counter to grab napkins, and then leave. What an unfortunate state our nation&#8217;s health is in.</p>
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		<title>Two great clips</title>
		<link>http://www.jonathankern.com/blog/2009/03/26/two-great-clips/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2009 07:24:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jonathan</dc:creator>
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		<title>Geek Toys</title>
		<link>http://www.jonathankern.com/blog/2009/02/03/geek-toys/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Feb 2009 06:20:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jonathan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I got a new geek toy today: a shiny new Roomba vacuuming robot.  Woot.com had a good deal on it, and I&#8217;ve heard great things about them, so I went for it.  As I was unboxing the device, I saw a sticker on the plastic bag containing the robot unit with this on it:
This robot [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I got a new geek toy today: a shiny new Roomba vacuuming robot.  Woot.com had a good deal on it, and I&#8217;ve heard great things about them, so I went for it.  As I was unboxing the device, I saw a sticker on the plastic bag containing the robot unit with this on it:</p>
<blockquote><p>This robot contains an electronic and software interface that allows you to control or modify its behavior, and remotely monitor its sensors. For software programmers interested in giving Roomba new functionality, we encourage you to do so.</p></blockquote>
<p>That just made my day.</p>
<p>Anyway, time to go search the web for cool Roomba hacks!  <img src='http://www.jonathankern.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif' alt=':mrgreen:' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>UPDATE: I just setup my Logitech Harmony remote to control the roomba&#8230;awesome.</p>
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		<title>Photography</title>
		<link>http://www.jonathankern.com/blog/2009/01/18/photography/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jan 2009 05:14:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jonathan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Over the past month I&#8217;ve taken up a new hobby: photography. I bought a Canon 20D from my brother Kamran and started tooling around with it at every opportunity.
Yesterday, I went out to Capitol Hill in Seattle with Fred and Joe and took over 150 photos all around the neighborhood. We spent around two hours [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Over the past month I&#8217;ve taken up a new hobby: photography. I bought a Canon 20D from my brother Kamran and started tooling around with it at every opportunity.</p>
<p>Yesterday, I went out to Capitol Hill in Seattle with Fred and Joe and took over 150 photos all around the neighborhood. We spent around two hours walking around and finding cool photos. Check out my favorite photos from the set on <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/decompiled/sets/72157612680760681/" target="_blank">Flickr</a>.</p>
<p>Also, you can always watch my Flickr photostream on the right side of my blog or at <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/decompiled" target="_blank">http://www.flickr.com/photos/decompiled</a>.</p>
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		<title>It&#8217;s never done that before</title>
		<link>http://www.jonathankern.com/blog/2008/12/17/its-never-done-that-before/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2008 18:49:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jonathan</dc:creator>
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		<title>Year of Concerts</title>
		<link>http://www.jonathankern.com/blog/2008/12/10/year-of-concerts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2008 07:10:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jonathan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I went to the local rock station&#8217;s holiday concert last night. It capped off quite a year of concerts&#8230;I&#8217;ve seen a lot of bands this year:

Queens of the Stone Age
Mindless Self Indulgence
Cake
Nine Inch Nails
Ashes Divide
Radiohead
El Ten Eleven
Pin Pon Dash (my sushi chef&#8217;s band)
Death Cab for Cutie (last night)
The Killers (last night)

I think that&#8217;s it for [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I went to the local rock station&#8217;s holiday concert last night. It capped off quite a year of concerts&#8230;I&#8217;ve seen a lot of bands this year:</p>
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<li>Queens of the Stone Age</li>
<li>Mindless Self Indulgence</li>
<li>Cake</li>
<li>Nine Inch Nails</li>
<li>Ashes Divide</li>
<li>Radiohead</li>
<li>El Ten Eleven</li>
<li>Pin Pon Dash (my sushi chef&#8217;s band)</li>
<li>Death Cab for Cutie (last night)</li>
<li>The Killers (last night)</li>
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<p>I think that&#8217;s it for the year, unless someone knows about a cool show in SoCal between 12/19 and 1/4.</p>
<p>UPDATE: Oh shit, I forgot to list Radiohead&#8230;that was the best concert of the year, hands down.</p>
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